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I'm a forty three year old average American woman that is desperately trying to live every minute I have left! (Who wants to die and be remembered for the dent they left in the couch!??) I work, go to school and try to maintain a fairly disfunctional, functional family! :-) I hate the fact that I'm aging and even worse, I hate that as I age I spread like butter on a bagel.However,despite my complaining I cannot contain my love for good food and my hate for excersise...So what's a gal to do?? I have four pre-adult children, who I am SURE will be the subject of several posts on the "ugh" blog. I am married to a wonderful, patient and incredibly frustrating man whom I would marry all over again...Unless Devonshire Dumpling fulfills her sick and twisted sexual desires to make him "HFH"..(Her future Husband) And that is..."About Me"...Ugh

Sunday, December 27, 2009

A very Gay Holiday Season!


The holidays at my house are never run of the mill...    We may not have a traditional family with two gay sons and their many friends...but who wants traditional anyway??...I much prefer hearing them prattle on about the cutest stars and who they saw at the club last week. When they laugh the entire house smiles...
   Here they are in all their Ab Fab 'ness wearing the bejewled caps I bought them. Upon opening them they both announced that the the caps were way to gay for them! LOL...who would have thought that a straight mom..could choose accessories that are "Too Gay" for her sons. I'm rather proud of that feat!

On the left is Joey...one of the boy's best friends and the life of any party. (And yes I bought his cute little pink and black cap!) Joey calls me his "White Mama" In order to distinguish me from his Asian ma-ma and I am proud to accept that title. Who wouldn't love a son that brings me the most fashion forward eyewear out there? :-)
   Is life perfect for my sons?...no...Do I worry about their choices and their common sense on a regular basis?...yes...but they also fill my life with laughter, love and great cologne!
    The only "ugh" is that there are hate filled people out there that might not see the beauty in them that I do; to them I give a huge "UGH" (And my middle finger..which is reserved for the very naughtiest of humanity!)

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